Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Terry and Dani's haiku rule your ass.'s LiveJournal:

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Sunday, September 9th, 2001
11:09 pm [terry]	work haiku boss playing music starts singing "all by myself" i nearly lose it frogs all underfoot i could eat their tiny legs but i hate french food i want a twix bar but it's behind a mounds bar damn vending machines making the night's rounds office supply room unlocked sharpie pens for all! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 26th, 2001
4:05 pm [danigolden]	i can't get comfy my butt is so gigantic envelopes the chair 20 ounce pepsi i wish you were much bigger i am still thirsty don't raise your hand you ask dumb questions, old hag students roll their eyes there's a girl in class her shorts are very tiny i can see her ass (*note the unintentional rhyming there. heh) those who can't do, teach boy, i sure believe that now after meeting you (Comment on this)
Monday, June 25th, 2001
5:34 pm [danigolden]	my philosophy teacher blows. what did you ask me i'm not paying attention i'm writing haiku your class sucks, teacher could you do us a favor? let us out early same shirt every day you sir, are a dirt miser hey, buy some new clothes (Comment on this)
6:58 pm [terry]	dani writes haiku seventeen syllables each she's the haiku queen beautiful tresses gently draped over shoulders egyptian plum rocks beware ugly moths she knows when you are coming dani has mothdar double D wonders cradled in bras from frederick's wu tang rock the house! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 17th, 2001
5:50 pm [danigolden]	i just learned something cooked spinach gives me the shits boy, thanks a lot, god i learned something else i'm glad i'm not a mother cause they get puked on (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 14th, 2001
5:20 am [terry]	Homer Simpson haiku homer on the couch drinks duff and watches t.v. a true role model doughnut jams controls core meltdown destroys springfield homer exclaims d'oh! homer has work pals lenny and carl are their names carl is the black guy vacuous bald dome thoughts of only beer and pork ignorance is bliss (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, June 1st, 2001
10:57 pm [danigolden]	stupid commercials interrupting iron chef this pisses me off Tuesday's my birthday that's when my journey begins *alcoholism *alcoholism, another word that was meant for haiku, can you believe it has 5 syllables? Awesome. (Comment on this)
7:57 pm [danigolden]	So, these haiku are about Shishaldin, some indirectly... I reserve the right to add more later. KFC biscuit explosive diarrhea bung runneth over while in Chinatown buy Shishaldin a bag of squid flavored peanuts armed with a dildo Shishie searches for a bung then violates it vaginal vortex cavernous and hypnotic lure in confused bear do you like tennis? there's a place i can think of to keep your racket (3 Comments |Comment on this)
1:00 am [danigolden]	what is this bullshit up all night being a dork i can't sleep a wink hamster on acid so over stimulated but he has no wheel (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 27th, 2001
11:09 am [danigolden]	gorgeous azaleas exotics have no fragrance but native ones do coffee tastes so good i just had a whole pot...black my hands are shaking my throat is so tight these hiccups are too painful someone please shoot me (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 19th, 2001
2:20 pm [danigolden]	though i still wear it i don't look good in yellow i like free t-shirts it's so ironic i grew up in orange county but i hate theme parks ugh, such a headache advil is not helping much pass the vicodin cilantro flowers look like tiny fireworks but they don't taste good (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 17th, 2001
8:04 am [terry]	Fast Food haiku tuesdays mean sonic burgers full of salt and grease hey my heart just stopped went to mcdonalds what's this in my mcnuggets? a fried chicken head !?! wilty vegetables vomit colored special sauce big macs are nasty i'm very hungry even arby's sounds good now nope i'm just kidding (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 15th, 2001
4:38 pm [danigolden]	My haiku writing ability is clouded by my hurt and anger. you are an asshole if i had never met you i'd be happier i don wan talk u your idiocy astounds you can't even spell why did i say yes you asked me to marry you because i was blind ignore me some more to you i'm invisible but i will creep up silly little boy don't underestimate me now go look that up before i am gone there's one more thing you should know you were bad in bed Current Mood: enraged (Comment on this)
Monday, May 14th, 2001
6:59 pm [terry]	Chewie ever read chewie? it's even more shocking than the weekly world news cereal is good i'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs pink milk makes me wretch i read chewie 8 dani went to hawaii wally george didn't chewie is tasty but it's not for consumption eat dani instead (Comment on this)
1:13 pm [danigolden]	Sid and Nancy on IFC we're just sitting here while the apartment burns down how punk rock is that courtney love looks sick strung out and heavily drugged bet that's not make-up look how punk i am my intimidating sneer please buy my record i'm the anti-christ yes, i am an anarchist i stabbed my girlfriend lots of safety pins studs on my leather jacket this thing sure is hot (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 13th, 2001
7:40 pm [danigolden]	i went to the beach i wish someone went with me because it was cold i'm afraid of fish and sea creatures in general especially crabs why am i so pissed oh wait, i think i know why because i can't sleep though nothing is wrong i kind of feel like crying curl up in a ball i got a phone call that kind of ripped my heart out and then she hung up (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 12th, 2001
7:03 pm [danigolden]	suicidal tendencies I am so depressed my life sucks a big fat one i wish i was dead someone pass the poi jump into a volcano aloha to me forty vicodin going for a little swim all in my stomach would someone notice if i jumped out the window without any sound oh boo hoo danielle whining about your dumb life why don't you shut up (Comment on this)
Friday, May 11th, 2001
7:25 am [terry]	Fight Club haiku first rule of fight club do not talk about fight club well maybe just me shoulders of strangers unleash the torrent of tears at last i slumber knuckle in my eye blood spurts from your broken jaw we conquer the pain enigmatic skank morose train wreck of a girl marla's a good fuck fists fly in the dark bodies harden into stone no fear anymore blow the buildings up i really don't wanna live on planet starbucks (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 10th, 2001
5:02 pm [danigolden]	raw in the middle crispy around the edges the perfect cookie you're having a what? i've outgrown slumber parties what the heck, i'll go my chrysanthemums wilting in the gazebo what is their problem doughnuts are the best if you don't like krispy kreme i don't care bout you my car runs on gas it's two dollars a gallon i need more money there are ugly folks polluting my tv screen get them the hell off (Comment on this)
2:11 pm [danigolden]	Fight Club Moon Pie Haiku Fight Club was on again last night, something possessed me to write a haiku. moon pies are eaten even the wrapper licked clean terry is their slave (Comment on this)